Sometimes I try to be funny. I like to think I’m good at making people laugh, but who doesn’t??
My sense of humor can be dark, satirical, biting, and sometimes I’m just plain silly.
We started these top ten lists in high school. They weren’t meant to be funny or sarcastic, but of course I made it that way. So here’s an example of the jokes I make. May it make you laugh or at least chance a flicker of movement in your lips that somewhat resembles a smile.
Top Ten Reasons People Welcome Global Warming:
- “Pale” went out of style fifty years ago.
- Boots are no longer made for snow-wear.
- Bathing suits are cheaper than winter jackets.
- Heat is expensive.
- Frost bite is more serious than global flooding.
- We’ve already invented life vests.
- Titanic fans run a very convincing anti-glacier campaign.
- Skin cancer is curable.
- The human race is indestructible.
- If Earth is destroyed we could totally move to Mars or something.